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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:31
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
tvOS 26 hints at a big hardware change for the new Apple TV 4K - 9to5Mac
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
What items do restaurant customers commonly try to steal?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
NHL Draft: Flyers take strong winger Porter Martone at sixth overall - PhillyVoice
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Forget Florida — these two unexpected states are the new retirement hot spots - Yahoo Finance
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
Then came..
No way
Nuts and Butts
Redefining physics to roll a ball vertically - Phys.org
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter learns new trick at the age of 19: ‘very large rolls’ - theregister.com
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good
What’s the best local food you’ve ever tried while traveling?